I thought it was a fairly simple request. This year the herbs in the garden have been quite wonderful, and since some of them will die right back soon when the frosts begin, I thought it would be a good idea to pick some bunches for drying. Mr Penry gallantly offered to go and get one for me, so I tried to explain what it was I wanted…

I need to hang it up in an airy place, so that the herbs will dry out evenly.
I would really like one made of metal.
It must not be too big.
Something small, attractive and well…. fit for the purpose.

Does this suggest a typical herb dryer to you? Clearly Mr Penry had other ideas. A few hours later, back he comes, carrying a parcel, smiling happily.
‘I’ve had a bargain,’ he announced.
My heart started the sink just a little bit. The problem with Mr Penry’s bargains is that they rarely bear much relationship with the original item.
‘Is it a herb dryer?’
He looked a little hurt at that. ‘Of course it is. It’s exactly what you said you wanted. You can hang it up, the herbs can hang from it so they dry evenly, it’s made of metal and it’s nice and small.’

THIS is what he bought me…..folding anchor

I kid you not.

A folding anchor….:roll:

well, at least now my herbs will never be lost at sea